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The fact that CJ went straight from Football to dancing around like a little fairy says it all.
He's a typical effeminite millennial soy boy who'd...
If you want to look for indications that he didn't have the passion or swagger that big-time, marquee players have ... look no further than his...
Ron Prince was basically forced on Cooter.
I'd like to see how things go if Cooter gets to pick an offensive line coach.
He doesn't deserve HOF.
For a guy who was supposedly so elite, he had fuck all to do with whether or not the team actually won games.
Your 2018 Detroit Lions
Now Featuring a new offensive line coach!
And some guy with a big beard we pulled out of a Walmart.
After consulting with the ghosts of Miss Cleo and Edgar Cayce, I have come up with the next five headlines that we can expect to see appearing in the...
No, I got it.
The 2018 Detroit Lions Offseason.
Like 2017. But with an 8 at the end.
The 2017 offseason was what I like to call "The year we didn't draft Joe Mixon."
And 2018 looks to be off to hot start already as the "Let's...
Honestly the more I think about these bumblefucks in the Lions organization, I just don't know if I trust this whole thing to work out.
Worried about losing no-name assistants? I imagine he'd go with Austin to Cinci, right?
Haha! Megatron my ass.
Try Mega Special Snowflake.
Mayhew was particularly bad in rounds 2 and 3.
And that's normally where you need to get value if you want to build a good team.
He was also just...
Something that's never been done in my lifetime as a Lions' fan.
3 winning seasons out of 4. Two of which were back-to-back. Haven't seen...
I can't imagine anyone not wanting to coach a 9-7 team with Stafford.
Over a 3-13 team with ... ?
That would say a lot about how people...
My best guess is they'll force Cooter on Vrabel, but they'll merely "highly recommend" him to Patricia.
He's probably just using the Giants thing to bargain for a bigger salary.
Schwartz' teams were romper-room compared to Caldwell. Totally unprepared. Undisciplined, unprofessional, overly-emotional. Stafford not very well...
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